UFC Fight Pass

Fuckin fight Pass.

I love the fights, and willingly fork out £60 for the year for the pleasure of watching guys and girls beat the shit out of each other, from way back in the beginning, fighters past, present and future and the promotions of the past, but why the fuck do I just get the prelims for UFC 178?

I don't pay for pay-per-view, because let's be honest other than boxing fans and "wrestling" fans nobody in the UK is dumb enough to fork out £30 for one event.

I have BT Sport cause I have BT internet, so that's not an issue.

Why the crap can't I sit in bed and watch the actual fights, the ones that actually matter, not that I don't mind getting to see Manny Gamburyan get his shit back together now he's at Bantamweight, and watching Kevin Lee's tenative steps in the UFC is fun.

But...

I want to see Dominik Cruz's comeback as he  proves his time out wasn't in vein as he makes his way back to the top of the men's Bantamweight pile, while he's proving he is still one of the best of the 135 pounders as he pounds the crap out of Mizugaki.

I want to watch Cat Zingano put the hell of her last year and a half behind her and prove why she's a better fighter than 'Cupcake' Tate and why she should be ahead of anyone as the next challenger for Ronda Roussey's title (by the way fuck Gina Carano, she hasn't fought in five years and fuck Cyborg, the steroid shooting cheat doesn't deserve to still be fighting, no PED user who abused the proper system should ever be allowed to fight ever again, including Chael Sonnen who I fuckin loved watch fight and Stephan Bonner, who is one of the pillars of MMA as it is today after his TUF 1 final with Forrest, while I'll enjoy watching him fuck Tito up in November (one of few Bellator fights I might sit all the way through just to watch Tito get fucked up) I still think he should have got a lifetime ban for using roids), while fucking Amanda Nunes up.

I don't want to have to wait until I wake up and watch Conor MacGreagor beat the shit out of that greetin faced prick Dustin Porrier (I really want to be the one beating his face in but I would actually get owned to fuck).

I don't want to watch the Cowboy show Eddie Alvarez why Bellator's for has beens and might be's while it's happening.

And I want to watch Mighty Mouse's hand raised yet again, and let it be a lesson to all the haters of the little guys, a 125 pounder with the proper training will still fuck your day up.

Anyway, that's the rant over....

Time for Pizza and the fights in the uncomfortable chairs.